" tending (to) "

 [ "Tending" ]

1: Sugar coating masturbation. A strong inclination, resulting in masturbating, due to a surge of hormones erupting in ones body.

  * e.g.,  ...  I need to tend. 

 [ "tend" ]

1: A bit gay, a bit stylish. Kind of inbetween.

  * e.g.,  ... "That's a pretty tend watch." 

 [ "tending" ]

1: Keeping the hair of the pubic region in check. Also known as tending (to) the crops/garden.

  * e.g.,  ... Tonight? As long as you've been tending, baby. 

 [ "ball tending" ]

1: Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

  * e.g.,  ... I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon. 

 [ "tending cattle" ]

1: Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

  * e.g.,  ... Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG 

 [ "hole tending" ]

1: Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night? 

 [ "Goal Tending" ]

1:  To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

  * e.g.,  ... That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night. 

 [ "Baby-Tend" ]

1: To take care of a baby and watch him/her.

  * e.g.,  ... As my mother left, I had to baby-tend my brother. 

 [ "Well-tended" ]

1: Well-tended: a well-kept, tidy, good-looking place such as a garden or house.

  * e.g.,  ... My clients, exhibiting extreme poor judgement, followed your grand mother to this delightful, well-tended home. 

 [ "tend to the taco" ]

1:  to go to the bathroom to pee

  * e.g.,  ...  "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom* 

 [ "tend to the taco" ]

2:  sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other

  * e.g.,  ...  "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."